I still remember the
Mad About You episode where Paul and Jaime decide to let baby Mabel cry instead of picking her up. I remember it because in my teenage wisdom I thought that I would never do that.
Fast forward 10, 15 years and I understand.
6:45 give baby nighttime bottle, baby is very sleepy
7:00 baby fights sleep and cries
7:01 bring baby to table while mommy and daddy eat
7:15 give baby rice cereal and more milk to make sure baby is full
7:30 put baby in crib
8:00 baby finally falls asleep playing with her caterpillar friend
8:30 dog refuses to come inside
11:00 baby cries, give baby paci, rub back
11:49 baby cries and is wide awake
11:50 change wet diaper
11:51-12:15 rock baby until she is asleep, back in crib
12:15 dog barks TOO much
12:16 make dog come inside
12:17 back in bed
12:29 baby cries
Ok, here's my test.
I will not get up. Let baby cry until she falls back asleep.
12:31 baby stops crying
12:32 baby starts crying
12:33 start writing blog post in my head
12:34 baby stops crying
12:36 baby starts crying
12:37 wonder how daddy is sleeping through this
12:40 mommy gives
Ten minutes was my limit.
Make baby bottle.
Sit in recliner and give baby bottle.
Realize that the angle of the baby in the dark makes her face look like an alien.
Still freaked out at the alien.
Don't look at baby.
Baby finishes bottle and is in "deep" sleep.
Stand up.
Baby's eyes pop open.
1:02 decide to get on computer and start this post
1:00 realize that the microwave clock was wrong
1:01 baby smiles and coos at the computer and mommy's heart melts
1:06 sit baby on floor to play and baby stares at me like I am crazy to let her play at 1am.
1:30 realize baby has a poo diaper
1:31 change diaper
1:32 debate what to do
1:40 we are all settled into the family bed
1:41 baby is out
4:30 wake to realize that we have actually slept for some period of time
4:30-7:00 baby sleeps but wiggles and grunts a lot disturbing mommy and daddy, mommy wakes often anyway to make sure baby has not smothered etc
7:00 daddy's alarm goes off
7:17 hello world! baby is awake and in a great mood. mommy and daddy just stare at her and do not speak to each other.
7:30 mommy fills daddy in on the night's events and he feels bad that he slept through most of it, daddy promises to take baby and let mommy get a nap when he gets home from his meeting.